rubyandhergingercat:

stupih:

my hero

This is a better Superman movie than the entirety of Man of Steel. 

taylorswift:

I wish I could dress my cats in Halloween costumes but the one time I tried that, Meredith tried to jump off a balcony.

asryakino:

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

Nope. Because it’s the job of some to protect the goat. And the job of everyone else to try to burn it. This has been going on every year for nearly three decades now and I think only once did the goat survive the night. So many people were disappointed that it survived, the protectors lit it that year. 
This goat is MADE to burn… it must burn. 
For more info on the Gavle Goat… go here

asryakino:

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

Nope. Because it’s the job of some to protect the goat. And the job of everyone else to try to burn it. This has been going on every year for nearly three decades now and I think only once did the goat survive the night. So many people were disappointed that it survived, the protectors lit it that year. 

This goat is MADE to burn… it must burn. 

For more info on the Gavle Goat… go here

proserrpina:

Todos los derechos reservados por Abril Peiretti

proserrpina:

Todos los derechos reservados por Abril Peiretti

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

taylorswift:

drinkingmaplelattes:

I was in the library and then I was like sup girl


Grl u better READ.

taylorswift:

drinkingmaplelattes:

I was in the library and then I was like sup girl

Grl u better READ.

calikitty-13:

twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

No one explain

thewicked-eternity